Lord of the Rings is sexy.

so i slept to like 2:30 today and had major dreams. one was about something that happened last year and included me probably getting visibly worked up in my sleep and maybe even sleep crying?
then i probably woke myself up from it on purpose and had another dream where i took my family to friday night faceoff aka the improv place at home haha and it cost like over 50 bucks for all of us to go, then the show was canceled once we all were sitting in the theatre and they refused to give us money back so i was like fuck this, and went to like every adult affiliated with the theatre to tell them i wanted my 50+ bucks back and one woman just gave me $11 from the bar cash drawer and i was like wtf, so then i kept asking around and i overheard someone say that 2 weeks before the show was also cancelled so then i kept telling people that i had been to that one too when i actually hadnt. i then used that story to emphasize that i had lost out on 100 bucks and then started saying that this was an early christmas present for my family and how now i had no money and was up zero shows from them so they kept showing me to different people who ran the theatre and then finally this old weird lesbian woman was like COME WITH ME so i followed her and went into this back room where a few people were at this round table with a little lamp in the middle and Jim Carrey was one of them? and the woman was like go ahead... and i was like um okay and started telling the story and all of them were like ehhhhhh about it and threw these leaves in to the middle of the table like super reluctantly and i realized it was like if they were voting to believe me or not and the majority said no to me getting my money back but a few totally were on my side and ended up giving me money out of their own pockets which i refused to take.

fucked up

no one really uses their lj's anymore so i feel like i can post things just to myself that I want to remember sooooo



my hot boyfriend has an art gallery opening tonight in Florida. if high school me and even younger me knew that i could EVER say that sentence she'd freak out. i am so lucky to found you so early in my life so that i have so many more years to enjoy ukwehfdkhasldjL:Q; YES!@!#!

smile pretty and watch your back

i miss that beautiful bedhead


and smooches

"Margaret, your skin is shinier than a platoon of new jump boots.
Your laugh is a grenade in the chest
of a child that thought he was indestructible.
Your hair is hiding all the camouflaged wonder of your mind.
I want to curl the brown of it around these gunpowder fingers.
If found by the Ranger who needs you,
He will dream tonight of the weapons in your hips.
I'm the love tank, Margaret. My treads have been blown."

you make things so easy even though we're far away from each other (not that far if you consider the entire planet!); thanks for calling me literally every night this summer. you make it lovely to love you, even if i miss being sexy with you, lol

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS AS JERRY IN YOUTH IN REVOLT. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY.

people in their twenties shouldn't get pimples

my grandma turned 80 yesterday and all 5 of us went to celebrate at my aunt's house which is rare being that I am always away and Wayne is usually at work and such. My mom was trying with some difficulty to make continuous conversation with my grandma (my dad's mom) who is very very 80, when out of no where she told my mom and I the story of how my grandpa proposed to her. I've never understood what it meant when people would say/write the phrase "listening hard" but I suppose I was listening hard to this story because I suddenly became so thankful that she thought to tell us right then for whatever reason. It was amazing and weird because I think she forgot where she was for a lot of last night, and yet she remembered her proposal seemingly word for word. I was also just suddenly a little mad at myself for not asking to hear that story specifically at an early time in my life.

also, a few Christmases ago my cousin who worked at Lord & Taylor had brought home pairs and pairs of designer sunglasses that were about to be out of season and never bought. He took boxes full of glasses home because they were about to be "destroyed," which meant that we all got to sift through and pick out good ones for free. I just found old but perfect Dior and Fendi ones in my closet and added them to my ever growing (<3) collection.

anyway, a similar thing happened when I went to go visit his newly bought home recently. He had literally stocked up on The North Face coats/fleeces because they, again, where to be mysteriously destroyed after not being purchased. So now I have an amazingly warm (if super manly) winter coat and zip up fleece which will rule when I feel like staying out until all hours on my porch drinking wine this winter. AND I DIDDEN PAY NUTHIN FOR 'UM.

ALSO WAKING UP TO NOBODY WHEN I USED TO WAKE UP TO A SUPER HUNK IS SUPER SUCKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

also I can spit a watermelon seed amazingly far
also my room is really clean
also I need to paint the hallway
also I need to call and get my $$$$
also I need to take that $$$$ to IKEA for some goodies
also I put my old mattress pad from school on my home bed since it's a twin which RULES because:
a. now my home bed feels like it's lined in pillows
b. I won't need it next semester since I'll have my own effing queen sized bed for the first time in my life.

toodle

5 times in 2 days holy shmoly